One
day a nun was standing on the side of the
road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and
picked her up. During the ride she noticed
that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, "I
want to ask you something, but I don't want
to offend you."
She said, "You can't offend me. I
have been a nun long enough that I have
heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I've
always had a fantasy to have a nun give
me a blow job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work
something out under two conditions. You
have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh,
yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that
alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and
the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards,
the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the
matter?"
He said tearfully, "Sister, I have
sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and
I'm Jewish!"
The
nun replied, "That's okay. My name's
Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
